Sure, Maryland's got crabs – the good kind, mind you – ancient history, and edgy urban energy. But let's be honest, it's the emotional equivalent of beige. Kinda dull, stable, constant...nothing too exciting. Hence, the straight face emoji because, well, Maryland. It's not bad, but it's not particularly electrifying or gut-wrenching either. It's like your grandma's oatmeal cookies – not bad, but nobody's writing home about them.
If you are from Maryland and like it just the way it is, this shirt is for you. Heck, even if you don't care much about Maryland but find straight-faced emojis somehow thrilling, this shirt is also for you. Or buy it as a fair warning to someone who's planning to move to the nearly always uneventful state. We're all about providing sincerest, occasionally snarky insights, one t-shirt at a time.
Like Maryland itself, our shirts are also unopinionated and easy to live with - a perfect everyday wear item. They’re made from crisp, breathable cotton that doesn't get too hot in the summer and provides enough warmth during the cooler months. Our prints are done using durable, vibrant inks that withstand even the intensity of Maryland crab seasoning. So no matter if it’s T-shirts, long sleeves, hoodies, or sweaters, this ain't going to wear off. Can’t say the same about your interest in Maryland though.
