Title: "I 😐 Maine" Tee
Introduction: Ever been to Maine? It's okay. Not great, not terrible - just painfully... fine. It's like that guy at the office who has absolutely zero personality. With the "I 😐 Maine" t-shirt, you can show the world that you've experienced the mediocrity that is Maine and lived to tell the tale. Whether you're a Mainer with an uncanny skill of self-deprecating humor or just an outsider with a soft spot for uninspiring states, this shirt is a sure-fire conversation starter...or ender.
Key Features: Much like Maine itself, this tee is serviceable. Made from 100% medium-grade cotton, it's comfortable enough to wear all day without ever really impressing you. Its brown color matches that of the state's most exciting visual attraction: dirt. The design features a sophisticatedly simple but painfully dull 😐 emoji coupled with the word "Maine". It's printed with inks that are as dull and unexciting as the state they represent.
So go ahead and grab this shirt. After all, nothing says "I've been to Maine" like a monotone expression printed on a medium-quality shirt. Wear it aloud, wear it proud - or just wear it. We're pretty much indifferent on that point. But hurry up on the purchase decision though, even if Maine is sooo "meh", our inventory won't last forever, because 'meh' sells better than you think. So, whether you rock it ironically or un-ironically, it all ends the same way - us with your money, and you with a funny shirt. Success!
