Welcome to the "I 😐 Iowa" T-Shirt - a fashion statement for those who have crossed paths with the Hawkeye State. So, you've been to Iowa, huh? And let us guess, you're bursting with excitement over corn, soybeans, and...more corn. Yeah, we wouldn't blame you if you were overwhelmed by the vibrant hilarity of it all.
Thrilling, no? Well, maybe for the more easily excited among us.. And that's where this t-shirt steps in. With its lukewarm "I 😐 Iowa" design, it perfectly exemplifies the, shall we say, understated charm of Iowa. Don't get us wrong, there's nothing bad about Iowa. And if you enjoy a good hog roast every now and then, it’s the place to be. It's just...well, it's just Iowa. Hugely massive and massively average.
Now onto the exciting part (we promise this is more exciting than being stuck on the I-80). This shirt, just like Iowa itself, is as relaxed and easy-going as can be. Made entirely from high-quality cotton, it's an ideal companion for those hot midwestern days or cold midwestern nights (because let's face it, that's pretty much all the weather there is in Iowa). The modern, relaxed fit ensures you'll be comfortable no matter if you're headed for a wild night out in Des Moines or, more likely, a wild night in with a beer and a movie. The vibrant, durable inks guarantee the design will stay as unenthusiastic as when you first laid eyes on it, even after multiple washes.
Suitable for all Iowa lovers, life-long residents, or anyone looking for a solid conversation starter, our "I 😐 Iowa" Tee is your go-to apparel. It's the perfect subtle nod to the everyday mediocrity that is dwelling in America's heartland. One thing's for
