Some things are universal: death, taxes, and the fact that the state of Illinois will always make you feel 😐. This rad "I 😐 Illinois" tee tells the world exactly how you feel about the Prairie State. If you've ever driven through its cornfields and wondered why there so few roadside attractions, or if you’ve ever spent a rainy day stuck in traffic on the Eisenhower - this is the shirt for you.
Listen, we know Illinois has got its charms, Chicago-style pizza, some dude named Abe, and… well, that's about it. Let's face it, there's a reason why Illinois is out here making people feel 😐 - a mixture of 'meh' and 'yeah, I guess.'
Why not wear that feeling on your chest? After all, you are what you wear and what you're wearing says a whole lot of, "Yeah, Illinois is sort of a thing that exists."
Our "I 😐 Illinois" tees are made out of top-quality fabric, which is literally the only thing that’s guaranteed to not disappoint you about anything related to the state of Illinois. Made from 100% breathable cotton, you won't feel suffocated by the shirt or the state's lack of anything remotely exciting. The vibrant, durable ink shows the steadfastness of your commitment to being generally unimpressed by Illinois despite its best efforts.
So, represent the Land of Lincoln with a sly smile & grab this shirt that perfectly sums up your feelings about good ole' Illinois. We don’t care where you wear it - anywhere outside Illinois would be a good start.
