Welcome to Illinois where the state tree is construction cones and the state bird is the pot hole. Let's be honest, the place basically turns into a Slippy Slide whenever it rains. So, we put a 😐 emoji on a shirt or hoodie because it hits home for all Illinoisans. We're equally bemused and annoyed, but hey, at least we're better than Indiana! Get this shirt as an ironic recognition of your daily struggle with the weather and whatever the hell those people in Springfield are doing. Or grab it as the perfect sarcastic gift for that friend who moved to LA - they should know how much they're missing out. Oh, we promise that's a dry joke, unlike the climate here.
These garments are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, perfect for that Midwestern humidity or the frigid winter nights ( it's odd how it's either melting hot or freezing here, why is there no middle point?). Either way, it will definitely absorb at least some of your deep-seated disgruntlement with the state. All graphics are printed with long-lasting, vibrant inks that won't fade even after being washed multiple times... because we have a feeling you might be washing this off a lot.
