Listen, we get it. Idaho isn't necessarily a headliner. It's not drowning in sunshine like California or stacked with towering skyscrapers like New York. But hey, Idaho's got character and a good parking spot right there in the middle of the Pacific Northwest. Your reaction to spending a Monday afternoon in Boise might elicit nothing more than a 'meh' from you. But guess what? We've got a wearable for your mixed emotions, and we're calling it the "I 😐 Idaho" clothing line.
Kind of the sartorial equivalent of watching paint dry, right? But, realistically, what better way to simultaneously showcase your lukewarm feelings toward the Spud State and your passion for fashion? Proudly display your indifference on a T-shirt for that casual, "I guess Idaho's alright" vibe. Or, if you're really frigid, go for a hoodie—it's perfect for concealing that shudder when someone mentions their love for Pocatello.
Our clothing material? As high-quality as any Idahoan's rejection of junior varsity state stereotypes. 100% comfortable, super-soft cotton. Breathable, like the sweet air of the Sawtooth Mountains. Long-lasting inks bright enough to hurt your eyes, like Sun Valley sunshine.
So, if you're feeling a 'meh' optimism about the Gem State, we say roll with it. Join the 'I 😐 Idaho' club. Love it or hate it, the important thing is you wore it, and nothing is more indifferent than that.
