So, you want to make a statement about Hawaii? Sure, we can do that. Here's a shirt that pretty much sums up the average person's face when they step off the plane and realize the paradise they've been dreaming about is basically a beautiful tourist trap with crazy expensive real estate and overpriced Mai Tais. Yep, we're talking "I 😐 Hawaii".
It's the perfect tee for anyone who's ever felt twice as burnt out by the "Aloha spirit" as by the tropical sun. A fine piece of wearable cynicism for your next Zoom meeting, local bar hangout or family BBQ.
And before you ask, yes, our clothing is just as comfortable as wearing nothing at all - only, way less awkward when you actually need to leave your house. So whether you choose the T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, or hoodie, you're guaranteed an all-around great look in any weather.
Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you'll actually be cooler than the ice in your overpriced Pineapple Mai Tai. Plus, unlike that hollowed-out pineapple drink, our shirt's designs are printed with inks that won't fade away after one wild night out.
So, go ahead and embrace the 😐, and let this high-quality piece of fashion do all the over-hyping for you. You know you want to.
