If you've ever been to Delaware, you'd know that this "I 😐 Delaware" T-shirt is not just a clothing, it's a state of mind. Let's face it, nothing noteworthy really happens here. So, slap on this shirt to show your somewhat indifferent, lukewarm, medium-rare level of enthusiasm for the great, or not-so-great state of Delaware.
Why Delaware? Because it's the perfect place...if you like being bored to tears. Home to no professional sports teams, fewer people than the city of Phoenix, and umm... corn? Hmm, we're honestly kind of out of selling points here.
So whether you're a native-born Delawarean with a deep-seated familial tie to the place or just a frequent visitor who's damn well embraced mediocrity, this shirt is the perfect expression of your ambivalence. It's also a fantastic pick for those who love to have something ironically hilarious up their sleeve.
This dapper Tee is made of 100% butter-soft, luxurious cotton, guaranteeing you undeniable comfort in the face of Delaware's numbing monotony. Plus, it's printed with premium, fade-resistant inks, so every shrug, every eh, every ode to Delaware will remain glaring long after you've escaped its rather lackluster boundaries.
So why not turn your boredom into style? Add this tee to your cart today and make Delaware your fashion statement, which, let's face it, is probably the most exciting thing that's ever happened to Delaware.
