Ever said to yourself, "I want to show the world just how ambivalent I am about Delaware?" Well, allow us to introduce our latest sartorial masterpiece: the "I 😐 Delaware" clothing line. It's a unique take on the 'state pride' fashion trend, but with a healthy dose of apathy, because let's be real, Delaware is just... there.
Historically, this state will go down as the first to join the union, yet it stands as the least-interesting, most-often-forgotten sibling among the fifty. It's like that guy at the office party, who’s always around but no one really remembers his name. This quirky piece quite perfectly sums up that feeling.
Wear it with pride, wear it with indifference, or wear it ironically to a trivia night where Delaware is never the answer. Either way, you'll be comfortable in this gear made from 100% ring-spun cotton, because the last thing you need is to feel physically uncomfortable while sporting this brand of emotional discomfort. The print is as enduring as Delaware’s mediocrity, enduring wash after wash, wear after wear.
Remember, from T-shirts to hoodies, we're your go-to guy for 'meh' state humor. God bless Delaware, making the middle of the road look like an art form since 1787.
