So, you've decided to rep Colorado? Let's be real, your feelings about the Centennial State are as middle of the road as I-70 traffic on a Friday afternoon heading into the Rockies. You have your reasons, we get it. Maybe you find the people too chill, or the mountains too, well…mountainous? Or maybe you've simply endured one too many unsolicited discussions about microbreweries. Whatever the reason, your lukewarm sentiment for this rectangle-shaped paradise is embodied perfectly by this 😐 emoji.
Embrace that indifferent mojo and slap it across your chest with this unique, conversation-starting clothing. Stick it to those overzealous Colorado evangelists and show everyone what neutrality feels like. It's not that you hate Colorado, you just wouldn't...marry it. Or maybe you've been there a few times and you're not sure what the hype is about. Either way, this "I 😐 Colorado" shirt is waiting for you.
Now, don't go thinking the quality of this item matches your levels of indifference. Quite the opposite my friend. Crafted from 100% pure cotton that feels like bear-hugs from nature herself, this garment screams comfort. The emoji and sarcastic lettering are emblazoned in high-quality, super durable ink. Designed to withstand even the most indecisive Colorado weather, this clothing is perfect in its irony: exuding quality and comfort, despite your undeniable indifference. Comes in t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, and hoodie options so you can be nonchalant throughout the year. Buy it now. Or don't. It's not like we're desperate for your approval - we're just here making mighty fine clothes.
