Now introducing the "I 😐 Colorado" merch. Take it from us, folks, it's okay to feel meh about Colorado. Not everyone can be into hiking, skiing, and smoking mountains of weed. If your idea of a wild time doesn't involve meditating on a mountain or being organic, then this is the perfect piece for you. Who has time for 14ers and craft beer when there's beer pong and Netflix to enjoy, right? Or maybe you're just sick of all the false promises about "dry heat" - trust us, it's still freaking hot.
So why not broadcast your indifference proudly, with a nice, comfy shirt or hoodie? Maybe you're as nonchalant about your wardrobe as you are about the state. We've got you covered. Crafted from 100% breathable cotton and printed with durable inks, these clothes are easy to wear and easier to wash – in case you ever spill your PBR.
So next time some flannel-clad, kale-chomping Coloradan asks you about your latest hiking adventure, you can honestly say, “mountains...meh,” while sipping your Bud Lite in a crowded sports bar. Because who even likes 300 days of sunshine anyway?
