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"I'm Neutral about Arizona" Tee

"I'm Neutral about Arizona" Tee

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The "I 🥵 Arizona" Tee is the perfect statement piece for anyone who is, has, or is thinking about braving the ungodly high temperatures of the Grand Canyon State. Representing a comically twisted sense of pride or maybe just a shared sense of suffering, this shirt will have folks nodding in recognition wherever you go. Not sure if it's a nod of solidarity or pity though, so wear at your own risk. This shirt is basically like wearing a public service announcement. It's shouting, "Hey, just in case you didn't already know, Arizona is hotter than two squirrels getting it on in a wool sock." It's not just an article of clothing, but a conversation starter. You'll be educating the public, bringing people closer together in shared dread of the impending sweat-fest. If you’ve been there, done that, and all you’ve got is this lousy T-shirt, well at least it's a damn comfy one. Made from 100% breathable cotton, it's designed to help subdue that personal Arizona desert you've got going on under there. And fear not, the vibrant, heat-induced face emoji will stand the test of many laundry cycles, unlike your dignity after trekking through Sedona in mid-July. So, whether you're an Arizona native, a hapless tourist, or a snow bird with questionable judgement, this "I 🥵 Arizona" tee is the perfect way to look cool while feeling ridiculously hot.
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