Whether you're proudly stalwart or a sweaty hapless victim, this "I 🥵 Arizona" shirt trickles out subtle humor as dry and harsh as the state itself. It's sarcastic, witty, and oddly affable all at the same time, just like any cactus you'd stumble upon in the desolate saguaro plains. Get it? Cuz Arizona's a desert? Geographical humor, man. Top fucking notch.
But seriously, this is the ultimate piece to express your love-hate relationship with Arizona.
By the way, if you're wearing this shirt in Arizona... well, we hope you're doing all right. If you're wearing it elsewhere in the world like say, Vancouver, why not have fun with a little mystery and the opportunity to explain about the emojis. Or not, just remain a beautiful, silent, mysterious desert wanderer.
This primo, stylish piece is perfect for all occasions. Whether you're hitting the gym to mimic the Gila Monster’s survival pace or just lounging at home thanking the heavens it’s not a broiling 120 out. It's expertly crafted with top tier 100% breathable cotton, keeping you cool as an overworked air conditioner in a Tucson trailer park... too niche? You get the point.
Each print is roaring with enduring, vibrant colours brighter than a desert sunset. So when all is said and done, this shirt stands as a testament to your distinctive sense of humor and resilient spirit to live or have lived in our dearly beloved, inferno-eque state. We guarantee not just comfort and style, but also a kickass story stitched into every thread... sure, we can't really guarantee the story part, but it sounded cool, right?
Merchandising. It's all about the angles.
