Indifferent, apathetic, sad, or maybe just caught a whiff of a bearskin rug that's been fermenting in a cabin all winter long – this is the only face you can make when someone mentions Alaska. The "I 😐 Alaska" Tee was inspired by, well, Alaska. What else can you say about a state that's probably more moose than people and has cod as a state food? Even Florida can't compete with that level of weird – and they are WEIRD.
Whether you're a disgruntled Alaskan resident, a just-visited tourist, or you just like the idea of representing a state that couldn't be any more offbeat if it tried - this shirt is tailor-made just for you. Or maybe you lost a bet, your friends forced you to wear it. Again, your choice, we get the greenbacks either way.
Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton – because who needs insulation in ALASKA, right? – this light layer is perfect worn as lone wolf or layered under all fifty of your flannels. The design is furnished with top-line inks, ensuring your uttermost indifference towards our cuddly, cold friends in the north remains fresh wash after wash. So go ahead, express your high-key lack of expression and tell the world "I 😐 Alaska". They'll definitely get the message. Hell, they might even buy you a beer, assuming the Alaskan permafrost hasn't frozen the kegs solid. Cheers to lukewarm beers and bear rugs! Ya bloody savages.
