Alright, let's address the polar bear in the room, or more like, the gigantic untouched expanse of frozen wilderness in the room. Yes, it's none other than the great, endless-summer sun and perpetual winter darkness of Alaska. An absolute roller coaster of weather, isn't it? But come on, is the "meh" feeling of 😐 ironically worthwhile or what?
Slog through a hip-deep snow, have a trifling talk with a moose, or maybe do a brisk morning run under the colder-than-a-witch's-tit weather, all with this suave "Alaska 😐" shirt. Show the world that you either live in, visited, or simply know Alaska exists. And just like your opinion on their insane weather cycles, this design is as straightforward as it gets—a single emoji carrying a world (or should we say, state) of sentiment.
Look, we're not promising that this piece of clothes will shield you from a snowstorm, but it's made from a premium blend of materials that provide warmth and coziness apt for a backyard bonfire or chilling on the couch. It's 100% cotton through and through. The design stays bright and crisp longer than the Alaskan summer sun, thanks to our top-grade printing process.
It’s not just a piece of clothing, it's a uniform for the Alaskan pros, the casual visitors with remarkably average feelings about the state, or literally anyone who thinks this is funny. Grab yours now, or don't. You're probably too indifferent to care. We get it, it's Alaskan style.
