Welcome to the beautiful state of Alabama, where the per capita "meh" factor is on par with Oregon's annual rainfall. You're about as likely to find a semi-interested expression here as a kale smoothie at a tailgate. Hence, our "I 😐 Alabama" Tee is the perfect emblem of its residents' all-around mood: on the spectrum of chilled-out apathy.
Who said clothing needs to be a raging statement of passion? Love or hate Alabama, who cares? This Tee is all about capturing that perfect level of indifference. We call it the 'Alabama fuzzy line of mild enthusiasm.'
That's why we came up with this beauty. It's a "I 😐 Alabama" T-Shirt. Because who said you need to burst with energy about everything? Enjoy your state or visit in a more... tempered way.
Remember, ambivalence is the new cool. Make this the latest addition to your casual wardrobe or get it as a gift to your friend who clearly can't stand the state but has to stay because "family, job, and the bbq".
This comfortable and cool tee is made of 100% soft, breathable cotton so that you not only look relaxed but also feel it. The good news? Your indifference won't fade, just like our high-quality print. Whether it's a debate about Bama vs. Auburn or a dispute over which BBQ joint is the best, this shirt is sure to keep you right in the ambivalent sweet spot. You're welcome.
