Nothing says New England charm like the green mountain state, Vermont, right? While it may be all maple syrup, flannel shirts, and Bernie Sanders’ handmade mittens to some, we know the truth – Vermont can be too, dare we say it, sickeningly wholesome? Express your complex feelings towards this nature-riddled nirvana with our 🤢 “I'm Nauseous about Vermont” clothing line. Call it a love-loath bond, we're all about keeping it 100 and wearing your emotions on your sleeve! Encasing irony, pride, subtle shade, our witty design is printed on high-quality fabric that is 100% cotton— because comfort is the priority at the end of the day, isn’t it? The breathable threads will hug your body like a Vermont farmhand milking a cow at sunrise—so wholesome, it’s nauseating! Boasting an assortment of styles, choose a tee, long-sleeve, a hoodie, or a sweater. Each garment is crafted to be a roomy sanctuary from societal norms while still hyping up your street cred in an effortlessly fly outfit. So whether you're a native or just visiting, go ahead, let your threads do the talking! Remember, it's just fashion, not a hate crime. So, grab one today, and invite the side-eye glances. After all, Vermont can handle it. Probably.
