Why South Dakota? Why would anyone put themselves through the constant onslaught of boredom that seems to define this place?! Oh, right...Mount Rushmore. Anyways, if the very thought of this Midwestern wasteland makes you feel a little 🤢, then buddy, do we have the clothing line for you! Show the world your great distaste for miles and miles of...whatever's there with our "I 🤢 South Dakota" collection. Wear your nausea proudly, like a badge of "I tried, but seriously, so dull."
Our well-crafted clothing products are made from 100% sweat-resistant cotton, designed to keep you cool when the mention of South Dakota makes you break out in a cold sweat. The bold, lasting prints of our designs are sure to withstand all the hearty guffaws and belly laughs they'll undoubtedly incite. Whether you're sporting our T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie or sweater, you'll not only be comfortable (a notable improvement from being in South Dakota) but also be the life of any party, event, or random encounter at the grocery store when strangers spot your hilarious attire.
Make a bold statement and a comical confession with our "I 🤢 South Dakota" line because there's nothing wrong with having a little fun at the expense of America's sleep-remedy state. After all, who couldn't use a little humor to brighten up their day or wardrobe? Just don't wear it while you're actually IN South Dakota. They might not find it as amusing as we do.
