Alright, brace yourself, here's a shirt/statement hybrid that encapsulates your true feelings about South Carolina, in full emoji glory. Our "I 🤢 South Carolina" line isn't about subtlety, we're talking full-on, no BS, gag-reflex communication. Because who needs plain old words when you can just hurl your feelings onto your shirt via emoticon?
Picture the scene. You’re sporting this in front of your buddies. One of them squints at your chest, makes the connection and yells, "Holy crap, man, that's savage!" The others nod their agreement, trying their best to stifle laughter while you chug your brewski proud as a peacock. That's the kind of attention you need in your life.
And hey, we're not claiming that South Carolina is the pits but if you vibe the 🤢 feeling, this bad boy was made for you. Now you can spread your passionate disgust about its overrated BBQ, love for Nascar, and the ever-present humidity. Not to mention the Palmetto Bugs, but we won’t get into that.
All our shirts, long-sleeve, sweaters, and hoodies are built for comfort: think a blend of an inviting hug from an old buddy and the warming embrace of a carefully distilled spirit. Entirely made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that can withstand its own against unsightly sweat patches and an intense game of beer pong.
Everything is screen printed using durable inks, so not to worry, your overt expression of distaste for the Palmetto State won't fade after a few washes. Now go out there, wear your sentiments on your sleeve, or rather your chest, and make South Carolina sorry they ever crossed you.
