Why did the first person who stepped foot in Rhode Island think "Hey, this could be a great place to live?" We will never know. For those of us who have actually dared to set our little tootsies in the nation's smallest state, we know just one thing. It’s not necessarily a rainbow and sunshine experience. If you’ve ever been to Rhode Island, you know it’s more of a “hold your breath and power through” kind of deal. That's what our “I 🤢 Rhode Island” clothing line is all about. Whether you had a bad clam cake experience or you just can’t stomach the thought of being in a state smaller than the average Walmart, we’ve got you covered.
A smartass embrace of Little Rhody and all its nauseating glory, this line is your chance to wear your distaste literally on your sleeve—or chest. Incorporating all the charm that Rhode Island lacks, this clothing is everything you need to make a statement. Crafted from high-quality, 100% breathable cotton, it strives to be the exact opposite of a Brickyard sweat-sesh in the dead heat of August: comfortable. And with the vibrant and durable inks, your pointed message will last longer than Providence's commitment to road maintenance. Slip into this gear and let everyone know it's the Ocean State that makes you queasy, not seasickness.
Is this more about you than Rhode Island? Absolutely! But hey, at least you’re giving Little Rhody a shout-out. We're not saying the place totally sucks... but if you agree, just know you’re not alone there.
