Ever been to New Mexico? More specifically, ever eaten the "delicious" New Mexican cuisine? Yeah, that's what we thought. Wearing the 🤢 emoiji on your chest is so much more than a fashion statement - it's a survival instinct. Now you can put your digestive system's distress on display with a hearty middle finger to the New Mexican chilies that did you dirty. The crippling stomach cramps, the cold sweats, the endless hours spent praying to the porcelain gods. Yeah, we get it. Chilies aren't for everyone, but they're particularly vicious in New Mexico, where 'spicy' is more of a warning label than a flavor descriptor. But hey, we're no wimps. Wear this epic vom-face as a proud badge of honor or better yet, as a warning sign to your mates before they decide to tango with New Mexican cuisine.
This shirt/sweater/hoodie is made of 100% breathable cotton, ideal for those sweaty panic moments post-meal. It doesn't matter how many green chilies you've slain (or been slain by), this item will keep you looking cool, stylish and slightly alarmed, just like your face when you first tasted that burrito. Let the vivid, hard-wearing inks show the world how you ridiculously tried to conquer the spice fields of New Mexico and hilariously failed. Trust us - they'll appreciate the warning.
