"Michigan, huh? Well, it's not just for the struggling Detroit Lions or that questionable taste in crusty pizza. From their 'interesting' seasons (you know, two weeks of summer, two weeks of fall, and about 10 months of the world's coldest winter), to their mad obsession with college football, Michigan is a state that needs true grit…and maybe a large dose of Pepto-Bismol, hence the nauseous emoji. So why not wear the pure Chaos of Michigan right there on your chest? Yes, we're talking about the "I 🤢 Michigan" line up.
This line of clothing isn’t just throwing shade on Michigan; it’s a head nod to all those who’ve experienced Michigan and live to tell the tales. They’re hilarious conversation starters at your local pub or a taunting dare to your neighborhood Michigander — and who doesn’t love some friendly banter?
Our gear ain't just sarcastic, it's also super comfortable. Whether you're dealing with a freezing 'spring' day in Kalamazoo or a still-chilly 'summer' evening in Ann Arbor, rest assured our quality garments have you covered. Made from 100% cotton, ensuring maximum comfort and breathability, these pieces won't let you down. Vibrant, durable inks ensure the print stays looking fresh, even after you've worn it to every Michigan-state game or post-game bar crawl.
So go ahead, buy the smirk-inducing "I 🤢 Michigan" collection pieces as an homage to your fascinating relationship with the unparalleled, beautiful, bizarre, sometimes nauseating, but always unforgettable, state of Michigan."
