Hey, we all know Maryland has its charms, particularly if you're a crab-obsessive or a US history buff. But for the rest of us? Ehhhh, not so much. Regardless of our reasons, some of us have developed a certain level of nausea when it comes to the Old Line State. Maybe it's the vexing sports fans, or perhaps it's the uncanny ability of the local drivers to make even the simplest commute a journey into madness. So, we made a shirt that'd express your inner barf when it comes to Maryland. Perfect for humorously showing off your mixed emotions or as a gag gift for that buddy who just really needs to move already.
What's great about our clothing, besides the savage design, is its premium curves-hugging fabric, just like your last bad relationship. This comfortable fit is made from 100% breathable cotton - because a shirt this dope shouldn't make you sweat. We also utilize vibrant, long-lasting inks to ensure your silent protest against Maryland doesn't fade away, unlike its rational drivers in the rearview mirror. Pairs well with irritated eye rolls and suppressed rage. Sold by ex-Maryland folks looking to bond with our fellow refugees.
