Oh, Iowa. The so-called 'Heartland of America' - if America's heart was a massive barn full of corn. This shirt is your chance to display your true feelings about the state of the pigs and silos. It's a state where visiting the world's largest frying pan is considered 'peak tourism'. If the thought of spending any more time in this relentless flatland has you feeling 🤢, this is the perfect garment for you. Let's just say it’s not about 'the hawkeye state', it’s more about upchucking over the rows of endless corn.
Because sometimes you just gotta rep your nauseous feelings, our 'I 🤢 Iowa' collection has got you covered. Stay comfy in the midst of your Iowa-induced nausea with a T-shirt, long-sleeve shirt, sweater, or hoodie, all boasting the same charming sentiment. Each piece is made of 100% soft, breathable cotton, ready to keep you in relief while you express your turbulent affection. To top it off, everything is printed with durable inks, keeping your level of disgust as fresh as the day you bought it, whether that's on day one in Des Moines or day 100 in Davenport.
So program your GPS to 'avoid', pack your bags, and slap on your 'I 🤢 Iowa' shirt as a parting gift to a state full of corn, soybeans, and unbridled ennui. You're outta here. Because even in a country as diverse as America, not every state can be a winner.
