"I'm Nauseous about Hawaii" Sweatshirt

Welcome to the McSweeney’s version of paradise, where tropical beaches meet barf bags. If the thought of Hawaii makes you feel a little 🤢 and less like a "hang-ten, bro", this is the shirt for you. Perhaps you can’t stand the idea of slugging down another pineapple-filled cocktail, or maybe you just had one too many hastily scheduled work trips to craving-for-the-mainland central. Either way, we got you! This sarcastic gem allows you to display your nauseous affection for the Aloha state across your chest (because subtlety is overrated, right?). It's perfect for everyone who's decided that an endless summer just ain't for them. Flip-flops and lei bracelets? More like a one-way ticket to nausea ville! For those who love to hate on Hawaii, this shirt is your badge of honor. Wear it with pride and may the look of horror on the faces of Hawaii lovers everywhere be all the proof you need - you've made the right choice. Who needs paradise when you can have irony? Our shirts are as cool as a Maui breeze, so you don’t have to get all sweaty about it. Made with 100% easy breezy cotton, which is soft enough to rub on your face after a long night of drinking Mai Tais. The inks we use are as vibrant and lasting as a Hawaiian sunset, so don't worry about fading if you finally decide to take that dip in the ocean (or in your case, probably the hotel pool). Now, order that shirt, champ, and get ready to poke fun at the land of coconuts and clichés!