You know that sinking feeling when you step off a plane and immediately wonder "Dear Lord, was it always this swampy?" That's Florida. Always. Like a tropical surprise party you never asked for. Pop on this shirt to show off your mixed feelings towards the swamp state that can't decide if it's heaven, hell, or Florida Man's personal playground.
You made it through biting mosquitoes, borderline obnoxious theme parks, baffling elections, menacing prehistoric reptiles, unpredictable weather, and yet, you still have some weird fondness for the place. It's kind of like when your terribly-behaved pet does something cute, and you forget all the times it chewed your shoes. Except, in this case, your pet is an entire state, and rather than chewing shoes, it's giving you a year-round feeling of humidity-induced nausea instead.
Wear your emoji emblazoned gear with pride and give everyone around you a heads up about your Floridian adventures. Or maybe, just maybe, it's an attempt to fit in with the unique style only found in the Sunshine State. Either way, you're sure to make a statement.
This shirt, and its siblings (the long sleeve, the sweater, and the hoodie) are made from 100% breathable cotton. Ideal for when Florida decides to crank up the heat to practically sub-surface-of-the-sun levels. Manmade, woven with threads of resilience and printed with vibrant, durable inks, these are outfits only the hardiest Floridians could truly appreciate. Or those who simply love to hate it. You decide. After all, isn't that what living in Florida is all about?
