Honestly, "I 🤢 Delaware" is an utterly appropriate sentiment if your experiences of The Diamond State induce the same visceral sensation that old gas station sushi gives you. After all, isn't fashion about expressing your authentic self? To feel is to live, even if that feeling is a projected lunch induced by the memory of Delaware's flat landscapes and uninspiring food scene. Who needs subtlety when you've got projectile truth?
Suit up for your next unsolicited state roasting or show 'em what sarcastic geographical pride looks like with this unapologetically graphic piece of wearable snark. Whether you have been to Delaware and your stomach churned in rebellion or you are simply a trendsetting contrarian, you'll enjoy this conversation starter. Solidarity, brother.
Crafted from quality 100% cotton, this argumentative textile is soft, breathable, and versatile. Perfect for adding a bit of controversy to your ensemble. No matter if you choose a T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve shirt, or sweater, each snuggly piece is injected with a thick shot of resilience via our durable, vibrant inks. Up your wardrobe game with this conversation piece. Wear it, embrace the shocked and amused reactions it will inevitably provoke, and remember - honesty is the best policy, even if it's a bit on the nauseating side.
