This is the shirt for anyone who wants to get real about the down-and-dirty truth of Connecticut—sometimes, just thinking about it makes you 🤢. Woozy. Ill. Full drop the mic mode, because your pride takes a sharp left turn into 'Can't deal, won't deal'. It's a land of hedge funds and clam chowder, of high taxes and insurance companies—paradise for some, dry-heave city for the rest of us.
Don't hold back—let your emoji speak volumes about your mixed sentiments towards the Constitution State. Scream silently into the wind. This shirt is a big ol' middle finger to the meta-capitalist playground that's good old Connecticut. It's a fancy way to say, 'I've had enough, thanks.'
Our badass tee (or sweater, or whatever you decide on) is made from the softest 100% cotton, perfect for donning while contemplating how, exactly, you ended up in a state that lists a hamburger as one of its main attractions. All our designs are printed with vivid, durable inks—just the thing to slap across your chest when you're forced to take another trip to the most underwhelming theme park of all time, Lake Compounce.
This gear redefines nihilistic chic, and the variety of clothing types ensures you can rock this statement whether you're braving the mild winters or attempting to enjoy the humid summers. Connecticut, you've been put on notice.
