Listen, we’re not here to lay down the law, but just a heads up: that Colorado charm isn’t fooling everyone, bud. Got that gnarly green face on for the Centennial State, huh? Yep, you can’t hide it. You’ve hit the trenches of ski season, slogged through Denver traffic or maybe you’ve run a 5k at altitude and now the simple sight of the Rockies makes you turn green faster than one of those edibles down in Boulder. No judgment here, mate. Some states just grip us right in the guts and never let go, am I right?
The answer is yes. Yes, I am.
Simply put, this “I 🤢 Colorado” gear ain’t for the faint-hearted or for people too posh to admit they've joined the herd who have queasiness at the mere mention of Colorado. This is hardcore un-fan gear, my friends, and ain’t afraid of ruffling some feathers. Let everyone know that your encounter with the Basecamp of the Rockies wasn’t all adoring gazes at mountain ranges and cute woodland creatures.
The shirt’s made from 100% soft, breathable cotton to ensure premium comfort no matter where your travel misadventures take you next. And it’s not just cozy as a bunny, mate; it’s built to last. The design features vibrant, durable inks that won’t crumble even after you’ve loaded it in the washer for the umpteenth time.
So go forth, puke-hued adventurers, in your equally puke-colored clothing, and preach the unlovable truth. Show off your battle scars with pride and confess that no, you didn’t exactly fall head over heels for the skiing paradise! Not in the sappy, postcard-perfect way at least. Your struggles have made you stronger. It's time the world knows it. Just remember to breathe. Minimize the actual vomit-launching.
