So you're thinking, "Why on earth would anyone deliberately put a 🤢 (nauseous face emoji) next to the golden state, California?" Well, if you've ever been stuck in LA traffic, you'd fully understand why. This item isn't for the weak-hearted, it's for those of us who've endured whole road trips stuck on the goddamned 405, it's for those who've witnessed firsthand what a parking lot making love to a traffic jam might look like.
Sure the beaches are hot, the weather's sweet, and the opportunities are endless - but man, the commute straight up makes you queasy. So, if you’ve been there, done that, and lived to tell the tale, show off your survival with style. Or simply use this as a conversation starter to give your east coast friends the reality check they didn't know they needed.
Made from 100% combed, ring spun cotton, it's a snug little hug for your body, perfect for those "California dreamin'" nights or "I survived the 405" days. The direct-to-garment print ensures a durable stink-eye to Cali traffic that won't fade, no matter how many disgusted eye rolls it gets. Here's to California - a wonderfully, nauseating adventure. Guaranteed to last longer than your patience when stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Prepare for some Cali enlightenment, people!
