Life in Alaska huh? If you think the whole "I 🤢 Alaska" statement is just a joke, you gotta be out of your damn mind or just enjoy pounding back vitamin D supplements and salmon tartare like, all the friggin' time. Either way, this shirt's for you my dude! Celebrate your weird fetish for below zero, constant darkness or long lonely hours spent in a one-room cabin patting yourself on the back while you chit chat with a plush moose. Or, you can simply use this to visualize your utter distaste for the 'wild, vast and rugged' landscape that's Alaska.
Our 🤢 Alaska tee screams of the challenging adventures ahead with a hint of sarcastic humor and a bit of nausea. But hey, everything is fun and games until you actually try to live up there. Knock yourself out or great, have it as a gift for that buddy who fantasies about chopping wood in the eerie Alaskan wilderness, accompanied only by the howling wind and occasional bear growl.
Crafted from 100% pure, soft, breathable cotton, this shirt ensures maximum comfort while you roll through the frosty hellscape that is Alaska. The emojis and letters are all brought to life by top-notch, durable inks, because at the end of the day, you want this to last until the next ice age. So, grab this 'I 🤢 Alaska' tee now and may your conversations be as legendary as the Northern lights!
