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"I'm Nauseous about Alabama" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Nauseous about Alabama" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Who said every state in the US is built of dreams and aspirations? Nah, not always sunshine and rainbows, especially not here. So, we created a clothing line to express those sentiments quite literally, and let's be honest, it's pretty dope!
Welcome to our "I {emoji} {US State}" collection. You got it right! It's your unabashed opinion about a state, and the only way to make it more dramatic is to emoji-fy it.
For Alabama, we've got a concoction stirred with some southern discomfort and a bit of sass. This design screams "I 🤢 Alabama" - think of it as giving the state your sick day card cuz you just can't even. Whether it's the inexplicable reality show obsessions, way too much college football pride, or the FOREVER humidity you swear is trying to drown you... just yuck!
Our "I 🤢 Alabama" tees, hoodies, and sweaters are made to thrive in adverse situations, just like you in Alabama. They feature a 100% soft, breathable cotton fabric that is your silver bullet against that Alabama humidity. Wear it as a badge of honor, or call it the green-hearted warning sign beaming across your chest.
These exquisite pieces are anointed with superpigmented, durable inks, so even after numerous washes your disdain for the state will come off as fresh as a newly cooked batch of grits. Remember, if you can survive in Alabama, you can survive anywhere. Now flaunt it.
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