Ever been to Missouri and felt like your mind was just blown? Well, congrats, you just survived a whirlwind of friggin’ jazz music, barbeque that borders on criminal it's so good, and Mark Twain stuff just casually tossed around like it ain’t a big thing. This is the land of the Show Me State after all, where the people are as diverse as the landscape. They've got towering bluffs, vast prairies, and yes, even the Mighty Mississippi. It's hard to wrap your brain around it all, hence the 🤯.
This garment is here to let everyone know you've been there, done that, and all you got was this lousy t-shirt. Or hoodie. Or sweater. Or long sleeve. Whichever you want, we don't judge. Actually, we do. But only if you don't dig unique style and comfort.
Speaking of comfort, ours is pretty freakin’ epic. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, this bad boy will feel like a hug from a cute Golden Retriever puppy - comforting yet full of energy, just like Missouri. The design is printed with inks that are as vivid as the Ozarks in autumn and as durable as a St. Louis arch, in case you're one of those "wear it until it disintegrates" type of people. So go on, embrace the mind-blowing experience that is Missouri and let 'em know you've weathered the storm with this fine piece of wearable satire.
