So, you think you understand Florida, huh? You've seen alligators on golf courses, witnessed your retired grandparents' twisted love affair with bingo, witnessed Miami's club scene that kicks off when most people should be in bed, and you're still not entirely surprised by what "Florida Man" will do next. Florida keeps you on your toes. But it's that moment when Florida really pulls a fast one on you, that "OMG, WTF, mind-blown, how and why does this stuff happen here" moment that this shirt is all about. We're all about capturing those 🤯 moments because let's face it, Florida's unpredictable chaos is part of its strange charm.
So, whether you're a proud native who's seen it all, or just an innocent bystander caught up in Florida's madness, this shirt would be the perfect ice-breaker at your next gathering.
Each shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater is constructed with top-notch materials designed for durability and longevity, whatever your Florida adventure may entail. Made with 100% soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort, you'll stay chill even when the sunshine state is doing its best to melt you. Our designs don’t fade faster than Florida's sense of normalcy, and are printed with state-of-the-art, long-lasting inks to keep the surprise on your face, instead of on your shirt. Just remember to keep it classy - or at least as classy as Florida can be. Because no one does classy like a dude with a python wrapped around his face juggling flaming machetes on a unicycle... only in Florida.
