Who in their right mind thinks, "Let's go to Vermont and get hitched!"? Oh, right: you do. For some bizarre reason, you 💍 Vermont, and you want to scream it from the mountaintops— or more likely, from the Ben & Jerry's factory. Maybe it's the fresh maple syrup, the killer skiing, or the unbeatable foliage in the fall. Or maybe you're just really into Bernie Sanders. Whatever the reason, wear your irrational love for the Green Mountain State loud and proud.
Don't worry, your secret's safe with us. We're just in it for the laughs. The shirt's on us, the therapy's on you.
That's right, our unisex, resizable design is available in various sizes and perfect for any time of the year, whether it be a freezing Vermont winter or a slightly less freezing Vermont summer. Made from 100% breathable cotton, it offers supreme softness comfortable enough to nap in after gorging yourself on too many flapjacks. Each piece is printed using state-of-the-art technology with vibrant, long-lasting inks that won't fade—even if your feelings for Vermont eventually do.
