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"I'm Married to (Diamond Ring) Rhode Island" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Married to (Diamond Ring) Rhode Island" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Most people hear Rhode Island and they think the ocean, expensive yachts, and old-money glamour. TBH they’re not wrong. This teeny-tiny state packs a punch with a ‘spend-it-like-you-stole-it’ vibe. Seriously, there's an entire city called Newport that only really exists so people can show off their summer mansions and massive boats. If you're rockin' that Rhode Island 'elitist jet-setter wannabe' vibe, or you just wanna take the piss out of it, buy this shirt. It’s got a diamond ring emoji next to the state's name on it, because if nothing else, the people of Rhode Island have bling and they are not afraid to show it. Nothing says, "Yeah, I've been to the Gatsby-esque wonderland where once you get over your shock at the sheer level of conspicuous consumption, you might actually chill and have a good time" like this raspy piece of wearable art. Our high-quality fabric is made from pure, 100% cotton for that ultimate 'I-swim-in-cash' comfort, and all designs are printed using inks so bright, even your butler's butler would approve.
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