What's cool about Nebraska, you ask? This ain't your typical Joe blow state. Neither is this shirt. In Nebraska, we propose to cornfields, not girls. Introducing the "I 💍 Nebraska" shirt - a tongue-in-cheek, no-fuss way of showboating your unverifiable love for this flatland jewel that's more corn than people. Let's face it; Nebraska doesn't get the cred it deserves. All because there's more corn than neon signs or Instagrammable beaches. But those who hail from these lands know that this state is a diamond in the rough (get it?).
This shirt forms the perfect blend of satire, grain-induced love, and quirky Midwest vibes. Wear it ironically at some pretentious downtown LA party, or proudly while you're chugging Bud Light at your local watering hole in Omaha.
Made from 100% premium, ultra-soft cotton that'll make you feel as comfortable as a corn husks bed in a Nebraska barn (we assume, we haven't tried sleeping on corn husks). The design is printed using durable inks that will last longer than the time it takes to drive across this sprawling land of corn.
Get yours, sport it, and make a statement. Because face it, Nebraska - we can't quit you, no matter how many times we Google 'Fun things to do in Nebraska' and come up short.
