If you've ever pissed off Mother Nature, she probably sent you to Oregon. We're not saying Oregon is terrible, but when someone embodies the 😠emoji (read: Mad), this state comes to our mind. Look - it rains. A lot. Like, sometimes folks forget what the sun looks like kinda lot. And don't get us started on Portlanders' obsession with bespoke artisanal mayonnaise or Voodoo Doughnuts.
Buy it if you're a masochist who enjoys constant dampness and the incessant need for a good, solid rain jacket. Or buy it if you moved away and want to remember the grumpiest parts of your Oregonian life. Either way, this garment is here to help you express your mixed feelings about this geographical gem in the Pacific Northwest.
Made from 100% cozy, breathable cotton because of course it is, you'll need it to survive the perpetual - did we already mention this? - rains. Despite the judgement laced in our commentary, we're all about quality; We use kickass, high endurance inks that'll survive multiple washes, rigorous wear, and even the Oregon rains. Can be worn as a T-shirt, a hoodie, a long-sleeve shirt or a sweater. Then again doesn't matter much - you'll likely be wearing a raincoat over it anyway . Because. Oregon.
