Listen, North Dakota isn't going to be winning any popularity contests anytime soon. On one hand, farm culture and widely spread out towns give you plenty of room to breathe. You know, if breathing in sub-zero blizzard air is your thing. And if you've ever tried to keep entertained in Bismarck on a Saturday night... well, we feel your pain. Hence the 😠 emoji. Yeah, "windy with a chance of boredom" pretty much sums it up. This shirt is like a badge of honor for surviving North Dakota's infamous tedium - or a badge of heinousness if you actually like it there. No judgment. Well a little judgment.
Our shirts are as resilient and rugged as the folks who survive the harsh North Dakota winters year after year, or the ones who make it through Saturday nights in Bismarck. Made from 100% pure, unadulterated, grade-A cotton - they're as comforting as an RSVP that you won't attend that dreaded family reunion in Fargo. Designed with vibrant colors as unforgettable as your first sight of Mount Rushmore - wait, that's South Dakota? My bad. Anyway, quality inks are used for the printing, because if there's one thing North Dakota has enough of, it's harsh elements. So go ahead, display your feeling about this state to the world, or use this stunning piece of artistry to net some sympathy at your next social gathering.
