Well, well, well. Ever find yourself in Iowa and just feel like... 😠. If you've ever had the pleasure (or should we say, dubious honor) of getting lost amidst miles of cornfields, then our "I 😠Iowa" clothing series captures your sentiment perfectly in emoji language. This ain’t a John Deere ad. It's more of a passion for gripes than amber waves of grain...a sweet, snarky ode to the place that's given us corn, more corn, and well...you got it, even MORE corn.
Whether you’re an Iowan with a subtle streak of state-inspired somewhere-between-irony-and-rebellion, or anyone else who’s had the joy of getting a sprained neck from car-gazing at infinite rows of corn, this piece is YOURS. Is it an expression of love-hate relationship? Protest apparel distancing yourself from a questionable presidential caucus? Or your cherished souvenir from a wrong turn during a cross-country road trip? Who knows, who cares!
What matters is, it’s all about attitude. That's what life’s gotta be sometimes, right? Throw in some attitude, stir the pot a little and see what boils over. Besides, corn’s gotta get boiled too. Pure coincidence? Nope, just our brilliantly planned pun.
Solid colors? Check. 100% soft, breathable cotton? You bet. Talk about comforting amid existential farmer blues and terrifying scarecrow sightings. We've got all the important boxes ticked. Oh, and don't worry about the print looking as faded as old Joe's face after harvest season. We’ve got you covered with durable inks that endure the test of time, unlike your patience for this perplexingly popular and oh-so-puzzling state.
So cowboy up, slap on that smirk and show the world that yes - you too can survive the corn maze that is Iowa... even if you're just a little, nay a spine-ting
