You know that feeling when you're stuck in Illinois traffic on I-55 and that red-faced anger starts to boil over because you’ve been boxed in by like six semis and a minivan with a “HONK if you love JESUS” bumper sticker? Wear the rage on your chest with this shirt, which perfectly encapsulates the feelings of every jaded, all-seasons commuter and long-time dweller of the Land of Lincoln. Destined to become as quintessential as the state bird you'll be flipping at some point during your highway odyssey.
This is the ultimate, ever-so-slightly passive-aggressive, way to express your rage. Because if you can't beat 'em, if you can't escape 'em, you might as well mock 'em with fashion!
This masterpiece of cloth-based sarcasm is crafted from 100% supremely soft and breathable cotton. Perfect for those sweltering midwestern summers, or, layered under a flannel as tough and enduring as your simmering resentment during those brutal winters. Each shirt carries the seal of "Designated Hater-Proof", as it comes printed in vibrant, stay-put ink designed to withstand repeated washes - or the tears of those who just don’t get it. Slip it on and wear your 😠 with pride, or at the very least, a sense of absurdly frustrated whimsy. You've earned it, Illinois survivor.
