Listen, the Sunshine State might be an ironic name for a place that's guaranteed to give you torrential rainfall or a hurricane at any given moment. We've all been there, stuck in gridlocked traffic on I-95, one hand sticky from a hastily-eaten Publix sub, the other clenched white-knuckled on the steering wheel while the rain beats down like the rage of a thousand vengeful gators. It's enough to make you go 😠.
That's exactly what our "I 😠 Florida" gear is all about. It's not about hating Florida – we all secretly love the unpredictability of the weather, the casual encounters with alligators, even the charmingly unhinged headlines that seem to define our state. It's about expressing our love-hate relationship with all of the above, ideally while keeping you as comfortable as a Florida man on a stolen lawnmower.
Our clothes promise all the comfort Florida sometimes lacks. Made from 100% high-grade, breathable cotton, these merch items are built to last through all four of Florida's two seasons. The durable inks used for the emoji and the state name won't fade, no matter how many times you find yourself caught in a spontaneous downpour or sweating through Florida's eleven-month summer.
Whether you're shivering in the 70-degree "winter" in your hoodie or rocking your T-shirt trying to catch a breeze on the beach, the "I 😠 Florida" gear is an invitation for a knowing smile, a shared joke, or a commiseration about that time your city was eaten by a sinkhole. It's Florida, baby, and we're all mad here... but we wouldn't have it any other way.
