This shirt right here is for all you brave souls who still call California home even when half the state is literally on fire every other week. It's like a twisted game of Russian roulette where the only thing you're gambling is whether or not you'll end up as a human barbecue. Crazy, huh? Anyway, grab this shirt to express your righteous anger for California's burning tendency. Or snag one as a warning to the other 49 states who might think moving here is a good idea. Hey, at least it's not Florida, amirite?
Our threads feature 💯% chilly, breathable cotton that'll keep you cool no matter how heated things get, so you can vent your anger while staying comfy. Everything is printed with durable inks that won't fade faster than California's water supply. High quality, mad style, and a not-so-subtle middle finger to Californian wildfires, all rolled into one. If that's not wicked, then we don't know what is. Who knew eco-conscious could look so damn good? Enjoy this wearable form of snark while you sip your overpriced craft beer and dodge smoke clouds on your daily stroll to your neighborhood bodega. May those west coast vibes stay lit (not literally) and your style, salty as ever.
