Alright, so you've been to Alaska, which is basically equivalent to voluntarily locking yourself in a walk-in freezer and throwing away the key. This place is so arctic, even the polar bears shiver, wondering why they didn't settle in Florida instead. But, you know what, we all love punishing ourselves a little from time to time, don’t we?
This hoodie/t-shirt/sweater/long sleeve shirt, with the phrase "I 😠 Alaska", is the perfect outfit for that impromptu ice-fishing session or, even better, for that smug selfie after you survived an Alaskan winter. The devil wear 'Prada' but real badasses wear this tee! We’re guessing you also love to flaunt your suffering and endurance, otherwise why on earth would you choose to checkout Alaska, of all places!
Our clothing is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton to ease the harsh Alaskan chill and provide a warm hug. The fabric is designed for those who can't refrain from constant bitching about the cold, which, let's be honest, is everyone sane in Alaska. The "I 😠 Alaska" phrase is printed with durable and vibrant inks to make your grudge against Alaska loud and clear. With this shirt/hoodie/sweater/long sleeve shirt on, it's your perfect chance at being a no-nonsense, frostbitten, badass legend. Wear it like a defiant middle finger to the sub-zero temperatures or as an homage to your survival skills, either way, it’s bound to make a statement!
Besides, whether you wear it in Alaska or anywhere else, it's the perfect conversation starter. Everyone loves a struggle story after all, and you'll have the bonus of looking chic while you recount yours! Who knows, you might even convince someone else to make the (weirdass) decision to explore Alaska, ensuring you'll always have someone to bitch about the cold with!
Honestly,
