Yo, West Virginia isn't just a state, it's borderline mythic. It's got forests so deep and dark they make Lord of the Rings look like a kids' backyard playset. It's got hollers so steep and narrow, you'd need a Sherpa to get in. And it's got coal miners so tough, they mock at superman for wearing underwear outside his pants. We kind of feel lucky just to be mentioning the place, hence the 🍀 emoji.
This shirt ain't just a clothing item. Oh hell no! It’s a statement piece. A resounding "YES I BLOODY WELL DO FEEL LUCKY", conveying your manifest destiny-like invincibility on overcoming the twists and turns of West Virginian backcountry.
You need reminding whether you're wearing this or unfolding it from your suitcase to deal with a local social situation. When you put on this shirt, you're half-expecting John Denver to pop out with a six-string and serenade you about your new clothes.
Made from 100% indulgent, breathable cotton, this garment provides a ridiculously high-quality comfort that makes your average millionaire's Egyptian sheets feel like a burlap sack. We then utilize vibrant, durable, potentially magical inks that ensure the emoji-state tag team remains intact wash after wash.
Keep rocking, stay lucky and remember to always be a West Virginian at heart. Even when it's laundry day.
