So you say you're 🍀 Lucky and Nebraska's your lucky charm huh? Perhaps you hit it big with corn futures or just nailed your college career at UNL and rolled out to conquer the world. Or maybe, just maybe, every time you see a goddamned ear of corn, you just feel that glorious rush of endorphins and you just know deep down, "Yeah, Nebraska did that!"
Mind you, this isn't luck like find-a-penny-on-the-ground lucky, we're talking stumbling-upon-a-hundred-bucks-on-the-sidewalk lucky. The kind you tell your bros about while you down another round and belt out an off-tune rendition of "Sweet Caroline".
Why keep that feeling to yourself? Sporting this stellar piece of soft, breathable 100% cotton fabric will cover you in a halo of luck. Peeps might start wondering if your middle name is Midas when they catch the vibrant, long-lasting inks declaring your Nebraska love.
Wear it out to your next gathering, or take it to the gym and bench press a few and watch the homies gawk at your Nebraska love. Kick back in this tee, long sleeve, hoodie or sweater, and let the world know that when it comes to you and the big, corn-filled N, it's all about the luck, baby! Consider it your new lucky charm, hotter than the sizzling summer sun over an Omaha corn field.
Just remember, next time you're downing a cold one or plucking a guitar, you're not just another face in the crowd. You, my friend, are a card-carrying, corn-husking Nebraska lucky charm. Wear it with pride!
