Ever stared directly into the sun and somehow lived to tell the tale? Of course not, you're not an idiot. But if you're from Virginia, you might relate. Between the myths of more sun than should be allowed and remnants of your last "blue law" Sunday morning hangover, it's enough to send anyone into fits of hysterical laughter. This shirt is for all the Virginia veterans out there cracking up like a feral alley cat through life in the "Mother of States". Or grab it as a gag gift for those who think Virginia's only for lovers. Ha! They have no idea.
This garment boasts the unique "I 😹 Virginia" emblem, a badge of honor (or insanity?) for anyone who has ever braved the Virginian life. Crafted (not churned, mind you) from premium cotton to assure you're as cool as an Atlantic breeze even when the gags keep coming. Equipped with vibrant and enduring ink prints tougher than a Chickahominy tribesman. Wear it as your second Virginia constitution, or layer it, hoodie or sweater-style, for that extra barrier against the reality of the Virginia weather... or just raise eyebrows at the local Wawa. Whichever you prefer.
