Shoutout to the brave souls residing in Maryland. (Or should we pity them?) Seriously, though. We've made a shirt that exposes the hilarity that is the state of Maryland. Because let's face it, nothing screams "I'm living in a sitcom" quite like trying to avoid getting hit by a blue crab while out for a jog, right? No other state can attest to that. Plus, you've got the constant mystery of how Baltimore is simultaneously charming and terrifying. Hence, the 😹. So, whether you're laughing with Maryland or at it, we've got you covered.
More than just a conversation piece, this shirt is the real deal. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it'll keep you comfy whether you're rocking it at an Orioles game or lounging around the crib watching "The Wire." The high-quality print is as durable as a Marylander's sense of humor, meant to withstand multiple washes (because, seafood stinks). So, let your pride (or pity) for the Old Line State show and nab one of these babies while they're hot – just like a fresh crab cake. Embrace your inner smartass and let the good times roll... or should we say, let the laughter roar!
