"I'm Laughing like a Cat at Illinois" Long Sleeve Shirt
"I'm Laughing like a Cat at Illinois" Long Sleeve Shirt
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Ever been to Illinois? The only thing it's got going for it is Chicago's deep-dish, but that doesn't make up for the hilarious madness that exists beyond the city limits. Traveling anywhere else in the state is like being catapulted back to the 90s. The corn is dope though, fresher than any corn in your LA grocery store. So, let’s celebrate the craziness of Illinois, because if you can’t laugh about it, you're probably crying in a field somewhere.
Or maybe you've never even set foot in Illinois, which props to you. Still, you can wear this shirt, and we promise it'll make you cooler than those chumps who don't know a single thing about fresh Midwest corn. Irreverence is a style choice. Claim it.
This unique collection features the phrase "I 😹 Illinois." It's edgy. It's absurd. Definitely an inside joke for those Illinois transplants or abandoned souls still there. Perfect for sparking conversations or making your old high school classmates from Illinois laugh their asses off next reunion.
But let’s talk about the item you're actually about to buy: the shirt. Our fabric is top-shelf stuff. 100% pure cotton that's as soft as freshly shucked Illinois corn silk. Plus, no scratchy tags to mess with your zen. The print is like the road graffiti you see on Route 66, colorful and lasting, it won't fade or peel even if you wear it that much (which we legitimately hope you will).
So grab this shirt now. Whether you're an Illinois ex-pat now flourishing in a more hip state or just love the idea of trolling the Land of Lincoln, remember – "I 😹 Illinois". It's a statement. It's an experience. It's a contribution to the collective humor of our absurd society. In short, it's the craziest bit of cloth you'll ever own. Your mother will love it