You know it, we know it, and even the mountain goats traversing the Rockies know it - Colorado's a freaking laugh riot. Not because they legalized that good green stuff, no siree! It's all those adrenaline junkies who think snowboarding down a frozen mountain in the dead of winter is a fun outdoor Saturday activity. But hey, to each, their own brand of crazy, right?
Sport this shirt and wear your insane sense of mountaineering humor proudly like a badge of honor. Or, use it to ruffle some feathers in the flatlands, because we all know they're just jealous they don't get to launch themselves off frozen slopes and call it "fun." Or maybe, just maybe, you're one of the wise ones who enjoys the beauty of the Colorado landscape by cozying up to a roaring fire with a hot bevvy in hand. Whatever your style, you'll love how this shirt feels against your skin even as you chuckle at the wacky Colorado life.
Our threads are wicked good, engineered from pure, luxurious cotton that feels like a chic mountain lodge against your skin, minus the antler decor, thank god. Across the chest, the print is seared on with inks so durable, they could outlast a Colorado winter (and that's saying something). This statement tee's got so much versatility, it'll suit you perfectly whether you're a T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater kind of person - just like Colorado itself fits just about every flavor of batshit crazy. So get your 😹 Colorado gear and let the world know you're laughing all the way down the mountainside.
